Cumageddon

Target creature you control gains {bold}deathtouch{/bold} and {bold}lifelink{/bold} until end of turn, and fights with up to {x} creatures your opponents control, where {x} is the power of the targeted creature. For each opponent creature destroyed this way, Cumageddon deals 1 damage to the creature’s controller. Exile all players’ graveyards. {flavor}“Chocolate Rain; some stay dry and others feel the pain” -Tay Zonday