Cunty, Divine Poodle

Cunty's Charm: {r/w}{r/w} {t} Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.

Eternal Cunt— If Cunty, the Divine Poodle would die, you may exile it instead. If you do, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step

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