Cupcake

When Cupcakeenters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless it escaped.
Whenever Cupcake enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent discards a card, then each opponent who didn't discard a nonland card this
way loses 3 life.
Escape—{b}{b}{r}{r}, Exile five other cards from
your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)