Curse of Starvation

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls are artifacts
in addition to their other types.
Artifacts enchanted player controls are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{t}, {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.".
At the beginning of each of enchanted player's
end step, that player loses the game if atleast
two Foods weren't sacrificed that turn.
After a while, the cutlery looked just as appetizing.