Cuyler, Merciless Arsonist

Eminence- As long as Cuyler, Merciless Arsonist
is in the command zone or on the battlefield,
if a source you control would deal damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each
opponent instead.
Discard a nonland card at random: Cuyler gains indestructible until end of turn. Draw two cards.
"They were no match for me. You won't last either."