D4C

Whenever D4C attacks, you may create a token
that is a copy of a creature an opponent controls.
This token has "Whenever this creature blocks or
is blocked by a creature with the same name,
destroy both it and the creature."
{t}Exile D4C, then return it to the battlefield
under your control. Create a 2/2 Funny
Valentine creature token.
"The one who takes the first napkin determines
everything."