Dad

Flying, First Strike, Ju Jitsu

When a child, wife, or dog creature owned by Dad
is dealt damage, Dad deals twice that damage to the
source in the form of punches to the face.
At the beginning of each upkeep create a rest token
(pay 2, sacrifice this artifact: you gain 5 extra hours
of sleep).

"exegi monumentum aere perennius" - Horace