Dad, Father of Boys

Affinity for permanents (This spell costs {1} less to
cast for each permanent you control)
When Dad, Father of Boys enters the battlefield
search your house for a booster box, boardgame
and beer and put them into play
Put a +1/+1 counter on each other human you
control at the beginning of your upkeep
"Don't call him a pillock... youuu wazzock!"