Dad, the Favored

When Dad, the Favored enters the battlefield, you may search your library for cards named Puzzle Master and Chaos Gremlin, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle.
Fun Parent — Whenever a Kid creature attacks, blocks, or says “watch this!”, untap Dad, the Favored. He gains trample and “protection from rules” until end of turn.
Favoritism — As long as Mom is not on the battlefield, Kid creatures you control can’t be exiled to Time Out.

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