DAD TITAN

INDESTRUCTIBLE, deathtouch, skulk, doublestrike, firststrike, annihilator 200, vilenace, hexproof, flying.
Give all creatures you control indestructible, deathtouch, and flying.
{1}Dad Joke( You gain 1000000 life, you also gain control all of your opponent's creature)
{1}Dads Wisdom( all creatures you control gain +100/+100)