Daemon Primarch Angron

Indestructible, Hexproof
Daemon Primarch Angron's power and toughness
are each equal to the damage your opponent has
been dealt so far this game.
When Daemon Primarch Angron enters the battlefield, he deals 2 damage to each creature, planeswalker, and player.
Whenever Daemon Primarch Angron deals
damage, put a +1/+1 counter on him.
"!@#% YOU" -Angron