Dagon, Lord of Deep Ones

As long as your devotion to blue and green is less than five, Dagon, Lord of the Deep Ones isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create three
2/2 deep one creature token with islandwalk.
Perhaps I should not hope to convey in mere words the unutterable hideousness that can dwell in absolute silence and barren immensity.