Dakota, Maker of Ways

+2: Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
0: Create a white and green 4/2 Offensive Lineman with haste. This creature enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it.
-12: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they tap half their lands rounded up, and lose that much life."