Dale Dan Tony

+2: DDT does 2X damage to all creatures the active player controls when the next DDT tune ends where X is 1/3 of your life at the time
+1: Name as many Dale Dan Tony AKA names, without writing them down, in 10 seconds. Draw a card for each AKA you name correctly.
-7: DDT suplexes target opponent's library. Turn their smile and their library upside down.