Damien the Impaler

Trample, menace, haste

When Damien attacks and deals one damage to any target. This damage triggers an additional time for each snake under your control.

"O mother, forgive me" - {p/w}{p/w}: Damien gets +2/-2 and gains "When Damien deals combat damage to a player, create an X/X white snake creature token, where X is the amount of combat damage dealt."