Damn I Love Funk

When a card is made to dance, it must be physically moved by its controller at least every 10 seconds.

{u}{r}: Target permanent dances until your next upkeep.

{w}{u}{u}: Target card in an player's hand dances until your next upkeep.

At the beginning of each end step, shuffle all cards that are dancing into a pile, then randomly redistribute them among players. Each player may cast up to two of those cards without paying their mana costs. The rest are placed into
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