Dan, Radical Experimenter

When Dan, enters the battlefield create a 1/1 green creature Bud token.
Fertilize{2}{g}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bud creature you control. If that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Explosive Harvest{g/w}{r/g}{r/w}: Sacrifice a land. Target Bud creature token gains trample. If you sacrificed a Mountain this way, it gains first strike until end of turn. If you sacrificed a Plains this way, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
"Oh that's sick, d