Dan the kid

{e}{e}-{ut}-send all permanents opponents control to the graveyard, if this ability was played during a combat phase give this creature +8981/+8981, and yell "it's over 9000!"
{10}{10}{10}-you win the game if this creature is has at least one +1/+1 counter
"Run? I have never lost a fight to the death yet!"
{dash}famous last words of a vain king