Dance of Fools

Goad all creatures you don't control. Until your
next turn, whenever one of those creatures deals
combat damage to an opponent or a planeswalker
an opponent controls, you create a Treasure token
and you gain 1 life. (Treasure tokens are artifacts
with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of
any color.")
"Dance for me you buffoons, dance! Hahahahaha!"
-Traxis, Foul Usurper