Dark Alley Recruiters

When Dark Alley Recruiters enters the battlefield, choose a creature type, Nazi, or Resistance.

Creatures you control gain the creature type chosen, and lose the creature type not chosen.
Creatures of the chosen type gain +1 +1, and creatures of the unchosen type gain -1 -1.

"They're nobody's friend. They're just looking
for the next schmuck to scam."