Dark Lord Offering

If Dark Lord Offering is the only card on the stack, put a 1/1 black Vampire creature token
with lifelink onto the battlefield for each creature card in all graveyards.
If Dark Lord Offering is not the only card on the stack, you lose 5 life and your opponents each gain 5 life.
"Try the wine... And the apples. One of those next."
- Captain Barbossa