Dark Meyer

Reach, Trample, Hexproof, Vigilance
When Dark Meyer enters the battlefield, place X
Demon Tokens onto the battlefield, where X is
the number of lands you have. If opponent
destroys Dark Meyer, they must exile X cards
from their battlefield or graveyard.
Dark, Dirt, and Evil—{b}{b}{b}{b}, exile all creatures
on the battlefield, excluding Dark Meyer