Darren, Master of Pun

Vigilance
{1}{w}: Darren, Master of Pun, makes a bad pun.
Each opponent loses one life. You gain life equal
to the amount of life lost this way.
{3}{t}: Darren, Mater of Pun, plays with his cat.
Put a 3/3 cat creature token with haste onto the
battlefield. Exile it when it finds something
better to do.