Dash, Lord of derpness

Indestructible
Dash's power is equal to the number of ice cubes
he has received in the past hour
{g}{r}{w}Dash distracts nearest opponent with
derpness until next turn
{0}Dash initiates super dash and knocks all
cards off all the table
{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r} Dash summons
"Mama, destroyer of worlds" onto the battlefield