dave, the bloop king

trample, haste
whenever a card is cast, put a number of bloop counters onto dave, the bloop king according to this chart.
lands-1, creatures-2.
instants/sorceries-3, artifacts-3.
enchantments-9, legendarys-5.
remove 6 bloop counters from dave, the bloop king: create a 3/5 bloop guard with trample, haste and
{t}{u}{u}{u}, put a +1 +0 counter on this creature, activate once per game.