Dave the Humble

Creatures your opponents control lose first strike
and can't have first strike because they can't concentrate because of his beauty.
{t} objective creature falls in love with Dave the
Humble and goes commit die.
If the enemy pays {10}, Dave the Humble sees
himself, falls in love and goes commit die.
"What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded.
"I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
- Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena