Davud, Sleeping Beast

Chronic Procrastination: Davud, Sleeping Beast enters
the battlefield tapped and doesn’t untap during
your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a friend says
“Get up, Davud” or offers you a snack, untap him.
Blue Lock Mode: When Davud, Sleeping Beast untaps this way, he gets +4/+0 and gains trample, lifelink, and
“anime protagonist aura” (he must attack this turn if able).
{t}: Watch anime. Scry 2. (Skip uni today.)
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