D.E. Maggy, Checker of Vibes

{b}{2}{t} - Tap up to two target creatures an
opponent controls. If two instants and/or
sorceries have been played this turn, exile target creatures instead.
{b}{3}{t} - Return up to two target creatures with
converted mana cost 3 or less from a graveyard
into your hand.
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