Deadpool

When Deadpool enters the battlefield, an
opponent of your choice gains control of it.
"Bad Deadpool..."
Deadpool attacks each combat if able and
can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its
owner controls.
"Good Deadpool!"
{3}: Deadpool's controller loses 2 life and you
draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.
"That is about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo!"