Deadpool

+4: When you win the game flip the table over and sing "Stay Alive" while doing the disco, if you lost I feel sorry for you "deapool never dies"
-5: The bad guys gave you a wedgie, get them back by putting a 7/10 Deadpool token onto the battlefield
+7: You found the bad guys secret hideout, exploded it and defeated them all exile target creature from opponents hand