Deadpool

+1: Deal 2 Damage to target player, then pause game to microwave 2 chimichangas
-3: Sneak a peek at top 4 cards in Library. Keep 'em if you like 'em. If opponent grumbles, smack him.
X: Destroy X of targets lands because you can. Draw a mustache on your opponent to humiliate them further. Honey badger don't care!