Deadpool

Haste, Double Strike, Lifelink, Vigilance, Trample
Regenerate Deadpool-{r}{r}
Deadpools defense is *, where * is how many cards are on your and your opponents battle feild.
When Deadpool dies, put 5 1/1 Wade Wilson creatures onto the battlefield.
"I hate being the voice of reason, but maybe you shouldn't rip the ladies face off."
-Deadpool