Deadpool

Haste, Double Strike, Lifelink, Vigilance,
Trample
Regenerate Deadpool-{r}{r}
Deadpool's defense is *, where * is how many
cards are on your and your opponents battlefield.
When Deadpool dies, put 5 1/1 Wade Wilson creature tokens onto the battlefield.
"I hate being the voice of reason, but maybe you shouldn't rip that ladies face off."
-Deadpool