Death by Shinigami

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
Ryuk: I don't actually enjoy killing.
Light: Neither do I....
Ryuk: Hm. OK. Whatever you say.
Light: Shut up, Ryuk.
Ryuk: You should be glad I like you.
Light: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Ryuk: Because I'm the real God of Death.
You're just a guy with a notebook.