Deathrider

{t}Destroy any opponent
{t}Acquire any target permanent like a boss
{t}Sell any target permanent like a boss gain 10x current market value
{t}Help target player. Receive no help in return.
Yell at other people at anytime and call them Unicorns.
{t}Select a player to be part of your 5 best friends who will ride to hell with you.