Debonair Xavier

Lifelink, Flying, Deathtouch
When Debonair Xavier enters the battlefield, take control of one land and one creature card from each player as a gift.
{3}{w}{w}: Take control (convince with your charisma) of one target permanent.
{2}{w}{w}: Counter target instant or sorcery card that targets you.
"Aww come on, isn't he such a dashing fellow though?" - Unnamed person