Decker

You may untap Decker at the beginning of each opponent's upkeep.
{t}: Tap target artifact.
{t}: Target artifact losses all abilities until end of turn.
"Believe me, I've been working hard. In the time it took you to get that soykaf: I've reset the security feeds at the dock, wired 10k nuyen to us from a "generous benefactor" at corporate, and half way to starting an all out riot in the streets."