Deez Nuts

On your end step add a Nut token to Deez Nuts.
On your upkeep, if there are 2 or more Nut
tokens on Deez Nuts, remove all Nut tokens
from Deez Nuts and place a Skeet token on 3
permanents with female artwork.
Creatures with Skeet tokens only make 0.79
cents to the dollar of creatures without them.
"3,6, 9, damn she fine..." Sir Lil of thee Jons