Dennis, the Golden God

+1: Creatures you control gain persist until your next turn. Creatures your opponents control gain lifelink if they deal damage to other players.
+1: If an opponent ends their turn without dealing damage to you or permanents you control, they draw a card at the beginning of your next upkeep.
-5: Exile up to two target creatures or artifacts. Put those permanents into play under your control. Dennis becomes your second commander.