Depressi Jessi, Art Teacher

Ward: {p/u}{p/b}
Comes into play tapped.
{s}{ut}: Deal 1 damage to any target.
{s}{u}{t}: Tap target; doesn't untap next turn.
{s}{b}{b}{t}: Destroy target artifact or aura.

"On a scale of chill to my hair is on fire, how
are you feeling today?"