derp god
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derp god
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derp god

+2: goes to the litter box turns so his butt is sticking out and poops... on the floor. 1/1 extra damage for next turn
+4: shoot potatoes and poop from his eyes. 2/2 damage
+6: internet attack. roll a die to determine result. if even deal 3/3 damage to other player if odd enemy misses their next turn.

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