Desmond's Friend

Desmond's Friend gets +8/+8 as long as Desmond
remains on the battlefield.
Desmond gets +9/+9 as long as Desmond's Friend remains on the battlefield.
As long as Desmond and Desmond's Friend
remain on the battlefield, they both gain: "{p/b}{t}: Exile target nonland permanent. Deal 2 damage
to its owner. You gain 1 life"