Destra Oridi, Izzet Director

{u}{u}: Destra Oridi, Izzet Director gets First
Strike until end of turn.
{r}{r}: Destra Oridi, Izzet Director gets
+X/+0 until end of turn, where X is
the number of instant and sorcery spells
you have played this turn.
Do not try to outrun his lightning. You can only teleport faster than it.