Dick Dastardly, Cheating Ace

Start your engines! ( If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4. )

Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.