Diddy, Epic Party Host

Shroud, indestructible
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under
your control if it has no abilities roll a d6 and put counters on that creature accordingly.
1 Lifelink, 2 Flying, 3 Deathtouch, 4 Haste, 5 Trample, 6 Two of your choice.
{u}{b}{r}Draw two cards, discard a card
and lose two life.