DIDL, the Cook

At the beginning of each combat put a
+1/+1 counter on each DIDL you control.
Hot&Tasty {t}: Target DIDL gains Haste
until end of game.
Spicy {ut}: Target DIDL gains Trample
until end of game.
Eat&Shut up {x}: X is the number of
children around the table. All children must
obey.