Diesel, The Consumer

{w}: Triple Feature - Lose 3 life. Draw 3 cards.
{u}: Doom Scroll - Gain 1 rage #orangemanbad.
{b}: Prescribed Meds - Lose 1 rage & 1 appetite.
Gain 1 focus & 1 sleepless night.
{r}: Unprescribed Meds Weekday- Consume
4-pack. Unending Monologue. Lose 10 brain cells.
{2}{r}: Unprescribed Meds Weekend- Consume
two 4-packs. Diesel Mode. Gain 1 gout crystal.
"The Diesel God is the true purveyor
of taste and culture."