Dietrich, Bastard Monarch

{w}{u}{t}: Make X 0/2 Guard tokens, where X is
the number of white creatures you control.
{u}{b}{t}: Discard a spell from your hand. Counter target spell with the same converted mana cost.
{w}{b}{t}: Tap target creature. That Creatures controller puts the top 2 cards of their library
into their graveyard.
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