Dildo Erector Masturbator

•Haste, Trample

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Dildo Erector Masturbator gets +2/+2 unless target opponent sticks a dildo in his butt.

{ut}Pay 1 life: Create a Dildo artifact token with "Stick it up your butt: Return Dildo Erector Masturbator from your graveyard to your hand.