Dilemma of Jackanapery

Choose one —
• Destroy X target creatures and you lose X life.
For each creature destroyed this way, it's
controller puts a 2/2 green Ape creature token
onto the battlefield.
• Draw X cards. You have no maximum hand
size for the rest of the game and you get an
emblem with: "Whenever you cast a spell, if
there are seven or more cards in your hand,
you lose the game."